Why My Job is More Fun Than Yours

Last week, did you go up on the roof of your office building and throw things off as part of your job?  I did. 

Do you have a teenager in your life that tries every day to tell you to have a great day before you tell them?  I do.

Do you laugh at work every single day?  I do.

Do you have a co-worker who asks you to come to the parking lot to help launch a rocket?  I do.

Speaking of parking lots, do you go into yours to have an egg toss?  I did that just a few weeks ago. 

When you order supplies for your office, does it include a magnetic levitator?  Mine does.

I'm a science teacher, and my job is more fun than yours.